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→ Anonym whispered : will you do a deputy parrish imagine?

Yes, yes of course. c:

oneoftheherondales:

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry

(Quelle: captainnswan)

K-Idols: /speaking Korean/
Fandom: OMG WTF ARE YOU SAYING
K-Idols: /speaking English/
Fandom: OMG WTF ARE YOU SAYING

epileptic-cat:

buttrelated-url:

 I will wear what I want.

 I will get tattoos if I want.

 I will wear makeup if I want.

 I will dye my hair if I want.

 I will pierce whatever I want.

 I will shave what I want.

 I will lose weight if I want.

 I will gain weight if I want.

 I will have sex if I want.

 Stop telling me what to do with my body because I’m a girl. 

THIS

(Quelle: curiousaries)

bobberton:

officialsheogorath:

mecto—amorous:

robots who are really bad at math and when people are like “shouldnt you be good at math since you’re a computer” and the robot is just like “shouldnt you be an expert in biology since you’re made of cells”

I can’t wait till AI tech reaches the point of sass.

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

bombingprimrose:

malfoydracoi:

bombingprimrose:

malfoydracoi:

herhmione:

it pisses me off how writing doesn’t get people money unless they’re like jk rowling like writing books should be one of the highest paying jobs in the world that shit is hard

i bet that open heart surgeries are harder

Open heart surgeries can be taught. You can’t teach a person a world that no one else has created.

you won this time. 

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